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[LISTS] Top 10 "Fuck It" "Fashion" Moments

[LISTS] Top 10 “Fuck It” “Fashion” Moments

Today in Trying-To-Reach-Our-Fashion-Quota-But-Not-Really-Knowing-Anything-About-Fashion, we bring you this “comprehensive” list of 10 semi-fashion-y things we found on the Internet, that epitomize the spirit of not-giving-a-fuck-ness, in no particular order. 1. You guys, I try really hard not to talk about Rihanna. Like, almost as hard as I try not to talk about Lena Dunham’s naked body....
[PRETTY PICTURES] This Oyster Mag Editorial Gives Me Major Shaved Head Envy

[PRETTY PICTURES] This Oyster Mag Editorial Gives Me Major Shaved Head Envy

If you know me (which you don’t in any real capacity, aside from my liberal ramblings on the internet), then you need no explanation as to why this is the best photoshoot ever. BUT, just because you need no explanation, doesn’t mean I won’t give you one, because that’s just the kind of sweet deal...
[FASHYN WEAK] Director Matthew Frost Talks 'Fashion Film'

[FASHYN WEAK] Director Matthew Frost Talks ‘Fashion Film’

  Happy Fashion Week, everyone! Just as I was feeling kind of bad about myself for wearing Target leggings with a crotch hole and not being a Chanel ambassador, along comes FASHION FILM, a hilarious, anti-fashion, fashion masterpiece directed by photographer/filmmaker Matthew Frost for clothing line Viva Vena, to reassure me that I’m in good...
[PEN PAL] Dear Harry Styles, Let's Make Unisex Love

[PEN PAL] Dear Harry Styles, Let’s Make Unisex Love

Heeeyyyyy Booooooo, It’s me! Your future baby mama! I know, I know, you don’t know who I am yet. But don’t be afraid my little love nugget. We have forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever to learn every little thing about eachother. For now, let’s just...
[BUY SHIT] Rapper Wife Chic: So Sophisticated

[BUY SHIT] Rapper Wife Chic: So Sophisticated

I have decided that I’m going to marry Rick Ross. I totes know what your shallow ass is thinking, but it’s not coz of his money. Or his good looks (obvs). It’s just his Rick Ross-ness that is so fucking hot. He has this je-ne-sais-quoi that I can’t quite put my finger on (Ed Note: je...
[HEY MAN NICE SHIRT] Fiona Apple's Perfect Arrest Outfit

[HEY MAN NICE SHIRT] Fiona Apple’s Perfect Arrest Outfit

So Fiona Apple was arrested yesterday in Texas on charges of possessing pot but we’re not here to talk about that because it’s boring (talk about Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson, insert “Criminal” joke, etc). We are here to talk about 1) her shirt 2) the fact that she’s basically a midget and 3) her...
[PEN PAL] Lesbians Are Not A Trend, Style.com

[PEN PAL] Lesbians Are Not A Trend, Style.com

Dear Style.com, “Lesbian Chic’” isn’t really a new thing, especially if you’re a lesbian. Furthermore, plenty of lesbians, especially the lesbian ladies of the glamorous fashion industry, still favor a good ol’ blister-inducing, bone-displacing stiletto as their shoe of choice. Not all lesbians shave their heads and wear clunky combat boots, although plenty certainly do. Jenna...
[BUY SHIT] Slutty Olympian Style

[BUY SHIT] Slutty Olympian Style

(Ed Note: Alice wrote this last night, on the last day of the Olympics, because she’s not, how do you say, a planner). Is it weird that I kind of want to fuck a bunch of the Olympian dudes? Yes? No? I mean have you seen Tom Daley? I kind of want to lick his...
[BUY SHIT] I Hate You Summer

[BUY SHIT] I Hate You Summer

You know what? I hate summer. I hate it. Go ahead and judge me all you want, I don’t give a shit. Have you ever been to New York in the summer? It’s 95 fucking degrees with a million percent humidity and the entire city smells like sweaty balls and feet. Summer sucks. I also...
[BABY STEPS] How To Be Cool (By Dressing Seapunk)

[BABY STEPS] How To Be Cool (By Dressing Seapunk)

Is it just me or does every chick below the age of 30 kind of dress exactly the same these days? Have I just been spending too much time in Brooklyn? If I see one more bitch wearing cut-off denim shorts, a ripped Thin Lizzy tee, fake Isabel Marant Dicker boots and a Proenza Schoulder...
[EDITORIAL] Danzig Rips Shot By Steve Lee

[EDITORIAL] Danzig Rips Shot By Steve Lee

Danzig rips, and so does Steve Lee, who shot this mini accidental fashion editorial in his backyard with Amanda the other day, at once effectively capturing the look we would like to be running all Summer long. This, and plaid shorts with basketball jerseys and a giant sign around the neck that says “I’m straight...
[BUY SHIT] You Too Can Be a Princess of the Bowery

[BUY SHIT] You Too Can Be a Princess of the Bowery

Last week I was at this stupid fancy ass fashion party thing at the Bryant Park Hotel, and some PR dude said to me “Oh my, aren’t you the Princess of the Bowery” (outfit included a white lace skirt, a Raiders jacket and Vision Streetwear high-tops. Oh, and an Iced Out Bart pendant). Not gonna...