Dear Jared, Cole, Ian, and Joe,

Remember when you guys got kicked off stage at the Hard Rock in San Diego in August after three songs because you’re too punk for a bougie hotel and all the kids in the crowd were about to tear the place apart? Or when Cole called the security dude “a giant vagina” or when tour manager Matt Williams bit that guy’s arm or when the crowd started chanting “Refund! Refund!” even though it was a free show? Me neither really because I was pretty drunk but here is a picture of it.



Yasi Salek

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