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[TRUE STORY] Help, I’m Hair Removal Challenged
You guys, I’m 26 (almost 27). Not to brag, but I’m naked. A lot. While most of my friends are perpetually running late for plans because of various laser, waxing, threading, sugaring, sand-papering, tweezing, sewing, knitting, and other painful sounding hair removal appointments, I’m still right here in the early 2000s, sprawled out on the...
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[BABY STEPS] A Nuditorial: How To Send The Perfect Sext
Finally. The time has come in your relationship when you deem it appropriate and necessary to send the king of all sexts – the naked pic (the Holy Roman Emperor of all sexts is the video, but let’s not worry about that yet). I know taking a nude photo of yourself isn’t exactly rocket science,...
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[TRUE STORY] I Love Younger Men, And Here’s Why (A Rebuttal)
What? Yes, yes this is in fact an article in response to a post Jane wrote almost five months ago, and yes I know it’s a bit, as they say, late in the game. At the moment, any new topic I try to write about inevitably takes form as a sad unfinished draft in the back-end...
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[TRUE STORY] Sometimes Couples Don’t Have Sex And It’s Fine: Part 2
And I’m back. Where was I? Oh yeah, my abuse of sex as a means to express power and dominance, that’s right… (if you missed yesterday’s post, or need a refresher, go here.) But, to sum it up, I was talking about how I didn’t have sex for a couple of weeks, and why I...
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[TRUE STORY] Sometimes Couples Don’t Have Sex And It’s Fine: Part 1
So, I have a confession to make. Well, two, actually. I’m the worst girlfriend ever, and the worst sex editor ever. Why? Mind your fucking business, and also because I recently went three weeks without having sex with my boyfriend. And the icing on my double-decker failure cake, decoratively topped with sex-starved tuxedo and gown-wearing miniature...
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[SEX ON THE DECK] Episode 1 “40 Days And 40 Nights Of Cunninglingus”
We are Kaitlin and Rachel, two fairly normal, though slightly macabre, twenty-something year old ladies. Tired of the shock and surprise on unsuspecting men’s faces when we openly talk about our sexual prowess, we are on a mission to make you slightly uncomfortable, get a few laughs, and maybe gain some personal insight. Sex On...
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[BABY STEPS] How To Take A Dick Pic
Unsurprisingly, this is not our first post on dick pics here at Cultist. Jane recently explored the topic in her post entitled “Dick Pics Are Gross Right?” (we like to leave a bit of mystery as to our opinions in our titles) and while I found the article thought-provoking and interesting (and was duly impressed...
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[BANG BANG] Coming Around To Adult Toys. Kind Of.
Dear family members who might be reading this, this is an article about sex toys. In a few years I might be more like a Nora Ephron, and you can feel proud and brag to your board of executive friends about me or whatever (probably not), but right now I’m more of a Lena Dunham,...
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[TRUE STORY] I Had An Inappropriate Office Friendship
*events, names, and places have been changed, and this article is loosely, but not entirely, based on the truth. And mildly exaggerated at points. This is a scintillating tale about the time I accidentally almost had an office relationship. To give myself a splinter of credit, I wouldn’t actually call it a relationship, because nothing...
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[TRUE STORY] The Time I Went Speed Dating
(This was originally published in Missbehave Issue #3 Spring 2007, but we’re short on content this week because Jane and I are tired ok? Let us fucking live). Note to self: Anytime someone says, “You go girl!” without a hint of irony, remember to flee the premises. Let me tell you the gleeful tale behind...
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[COSMO SUCKS] 75 Sex Tips To Ignore
As a sex writer in a monogamous relationship who wears 123,600 times more dog-hair-covered leggings and mismatched socks than she does lace lingerie, silk blindfolds, and Lucite heels with hot pink feathers on them, it’s important that I stay abreast of the latest fornication trends. How do I do this? Not by having actual sex,...
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[TRUE STORY] I Love Men Over 40, And Here’s Why
Today is about why I love my old fogy. I am possessive of him, and not just because he affords me the rare opportunity to use this joke, “No I haven’t seen the movie This Is 40, but, from what I can tell from living with one, it’s basically about developing an unhealthy obsession with...
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