![[FOMO-GRAPHS & MINI CULT TALK] Bleached Gets Kissaulted At The Troubador](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/BleachedTroubadorRickRodneyPhoto19-290x290.jpg "[FOMO-GRAPHS & MINI CULT TALK] Bleached Gets Kissaulted At The Troubador")
[FOMO-GRAPHS & MINI CULT TALK] Bleached Gets Kissaulted At The Troubador
Bleached played the Troubador the other night for the final date of their national tour in support of their extra-excellent debut album Ride Your Heart, and in short, it was the best (I am a talented and multifaceted writer). It could be argued that I am a tad bit biased, as lead singer Jennifer Clavin...
![[FOMO-GRAPHS] Criminal Hygiene, Zig Zags, And Bad Antics At The Bootleg](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/CultistZineBootlegTheaterLosAngelesBadAntics03-290x290.jpg "[FOMO-GRAPHS] Criminal Hygiene, Zig Zags, And Bad Antics At The Bootleg")
[FOMO-GRAPHS] Criminal Hygiene, Zig Zags, And Bad Antics At The Bootleg
I’m bad at show reviews (and also at hard-boiling eggs, but that’s neither here nor there) so I’ll just say that the first night of the Criminal Hygiene residency presented by Cultist and KXLU was a rousing success, if evidenced only by the fact that a higher-than-normal amount of people left their credit cards and...
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[TRUE STORY] I Love Younger Men, And Here’s Why (A Rebuttal)
What? Yes, yes this is in fact an article in response to a post Jane wrote almost five months ago, and yes I know it’s a bit, as they say, late in the game. At the moment, any new topic I try to write about inevitably takes form as a sad unfinished draft in the back-end...
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[CULT TALK] An Imaginary Conversation With Criminal Hygiene
As you already know because you’re currently reading this post on your smart phone in your spot in line outside the venue, we’re putting on night one of the Criminal Hygiene residency tonight at the Bootleg Theater along with Zig Zags, Bad Antics, and DJ sets by Blaque Chris and yours truly. I was so...
![[CULT TALK] Brendan Donnelly Gets Deep About Craigslist](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/photo4-e1367009713223-290x290.jpg "[CULT TALK] Brendan Donnelly Gets Deep About Craigslist")
[CULT TALK] Brendan Donnelly Gets Deep About Craigslist
Sometimes when I’m wallowing in a warm bath of hopelessness and angst about, well, everything, I take a moment and remember that there are people like Brendan Donnelly, and my existential misery is momentarily lifted (then I visit with my friend Jack Daniels for a while). I don’t know fuck-all about art, but I...
![[CULT TALK] Mac DeMarco On Taco Bell, Disney Princesses, And Coldplay](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/MAC-TN2-290x290.jpg "[CULT TALK] Mac DeMarco On Taco Bell, Disney Princesses, And Coldplay")
[CULT TALK] Mac DeMarco On Taco Bell, Disney Princesses, And Coldplay
(All photos by Alexander Uhrich) Mac DeMarco is a simple man. He likes cigarettes, instant coffee, and denim clothing, but despite popular thought to the contrary, he does not particularly like smoking weed. Mac is the kind of guy who will headline a sold-out show at The Echoplex, then come to the after-party you invite...
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[CULT TALK] Discussing Social Media With Chad Ubovich Of Chad & The Meatbodies
Chad Ubovich has some of the best hair in rock n’ roll. It’s silky and lank and lays perfectly in front of his face while he shreds on guitar (did I use the word “shreds” right? I’m not great with music slang) in his band Chad & The Meatbodies (Should I have said “rips”?...
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[CULT TALK] Here Is A Sort Of Terrible Interview With Gap Dream
Here are a few reasons this interview with Gabe Fulvimar of Gap Dream turned out sort of terrible (none of them having to do with how incredible and wonderful Gap Dream is or how awesomely interesting Gabe is*): 1. Gabe and I took some acid shortly before this chat. 2. Free rum. 3. It was...
![[BEST SONG EVER] Ty Segall "The Motivator" (T. Rex Cover)](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Ty-290x290.jpg "[BEST SONG EVER] Ty Segall \"The Motivator\" (T. Rex Cover)")
[BEST SONG EVER] Ty Segall “The Motivator” (T. Rex Cover)
Oh for fuck’s sake Ty Segall can you just stop being the coolest fucking person on the planet? Why do the rest of us even bother getting out of bed in the morning when you’re out there making some of the best music of our generation (via your several different vehicles, including your mind-blowingly amazing...
![[BEST VIDEO EVER] The Coathangers "Merry Go Round"](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Screen-shot-2013-03-29-at-2.10.53-PM-290x290.png "[BEST VIDEO EVER] The Coathangers \"Merry Go Round\"")
[BEST VIDEO EVER] The Coathangers “Merry Go Round”
Apologies to all rom coms, but not all relationships walk the straight line of normalcy. Some zig-zag and some loop and some spin round and round, like a merry go round (if you are bright, you will see where I am going with this). Not everyone gets why someone would want to deal with all...
![[CULT TALK] Rikky Gage of White Fang & The Memories](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/RIKKI-TN-290x290.jpg "[CULT TALK] Rikky Gage of White Fang & The Memories")
[CULT TALK] Rikky Gage of White Fang & The Memories
Rikky Gage is basically the Big Lebowski of rock n’ roll. Wait, not the Big Lebowksi because that’s the bad guy. The Dude. Rikki is just like The Dude, except that instead of a bathrobe he wears a jean vest and instead of White Russians he drinks Jaeger bombs, and instead of bowling he...
![[BABY STEPS] How To Take A Dick Pic](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/31054009-31054010-large-290x290.jpg "[BABY STEPS] How To Take A Dick Pic")
[BABY STEPS] How To Take A Dick Pic
Unsurprisingly, this is not our first post on dick pics here at Cultist. Jane recently explored the topic in her post entitled “Dick Pics Are Gross Right?” (we like to leave a bit of mystery as to our opinions in our titles) and while I found the article thought-provoking and interesting (and was duly impressed...
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