Jane

Jane

Writer & Over-sharer. Bad with steak, pretty smooth with an avocado. @janeohelp jane@cultistzine.com
[PRETTY PICTURES] "Brittany" shot by BDP

[PRETTY PICTURES] “Brittany” shot by BDP

It’s Friday – and not just any Friday. This weekend is both Easter & 4/20, so pretty much there’s seriously no reason for your brain to be functioning. I mean, I’m at an office right now, and I’ve already thrown back two mimosas if that’s any indication of my state of mind (it really shouldn’t...
[BEST VIDEO EVER] Warpaint "Disco//Very" and "Keep It Healthy"

[BEST VIDEO EVER] Warpaint “Disco//Very” and “Keep It Healthy”

Skaters gonna hate. Fortunately, the only decks I deal in are Celine-inspired and hanging on my apartment walls. Personally, I’m on team Warpaint, with this glorified hang sesh doubling as a music video – all hairflips and kickflips and ripped jeans under plaid skirts like a punkier Liv Tyler in Empire Records. Our favorite indie girl...
[WANDERING EYE] Femme Photog Adri Law

[WANDERING EYE] Femme Photog Adri Law

Welcome to Wandering Eye, a new photo series in which we shut up (after this intro) and let talented shutterthugs (oh nothing, just a new word we’re trying out) show us the rad/hot/naked/dope/gritty/expensive/dirty/depressing stuff they look at, and then we ask them a few questions about it. Today’s eyeball is attached to the face of Adri...
[POP CULT] Today In Small (S)hero Victories, Lorde Wins

[POP CULT] Today In Small (S)hero Victories, Lorde Wins

For the most part, the Internet is a desperate, traffic-thirsty entity lacking any semblance of conscience and integrity. It’s so quick to RT, reblog, comment, chime in on, and aggregate almost everything, it’s gotten to the point where’s there’s nothing left to lazily click through but a heaping pile of unoriginal bullshit, 93.7 % of...
[LISTS] The 10 Stages Of Eyeliner Detox

[LISTS] The 10 Stages Of Eyeliner Detox

Oscar Wilde famously said, “Everything in moderation, including moderation.” When it concerns carbs, booze and even chocolate, I’ve had no problem with casual indulgence. Unfortunately, the same can’t be said of my addiction to eyeliner, which has dictated my self-esteem since the 7th grade, when I emerged from my mother’s bathroom with a full half...
[BUY SHIT] Slutever Vag T-Shirt

[BUY SHIT] Slutever Vag T-Shirt

There’s a new head vagina in town (haha, head vagina, get it?), and her name is Slutever. You guys are probably old butties from VICE, or maybe you’ve been following her provocative and insightful Breathless column for Vogue. However you knew her before, maybe you met at a Forever 21 in a suburban mall and bonded...
[GIRL ON GIRLS] Ten Reasons Why Hannah Horvath And I Are The Same Person

[GIRL ON GIRLS] Ten Reasons Why Hannah Horvath And I Are The Same Person

I don’t feel like I need to add an intro to this piece, as it’s a pretty self-explanatory, highly narcissistic piece of bloggery/doggerel. I do want to mention that I LOVE YOU LENA DUNHAM PLEASE LET ME BE YOUR INTERN OR FULL-TIME PANTS HOLDER OR SOMETHING ANYTHING. Also, not included in this list is the...
[BRA BURNING] A Case For Being Bossy, Not Banning Bossy + 13 Things We Should Ban

[BRA BURNING] A Case For Being Bossy, Not Banning Bossy + 13 Things We Should Ban

I’m sure you educated, worldly women who follow vagina politics have heard about Facebook CEO Sheryl Sandberg’s recent Beyonce-backed campaign to “Ban Bossy.” I’m sure you’ve also heard that it’s receiving a lot of blowback for being more than a tad bit defensive and overprotective of our girls (Okay, it’s like the equivalent of requesting...
[BEST (D)AD EVER] Honey Maid Celebrates Hot Dads Of All Kinds

[BEST (D)AD EVER] Honey Maid Celebrates Hot Dads Of All Kinds

Just yesterday, as my partner and I were out with our dogs for a daily constitutional, we were lapped by a long-haired dude in short shorts jogging while pushing his twin cherub boys in a designer stroller. Needless to say, my ovaries exploded (New hashtag trending: #explovaries). I turned to my bearded boo, who would...
[7 QUESTIONS IN HEAVEN, 8 IF YOU COUNT SELFIE SOLICITATION] Jenn AKA Camraface

[7 QUESTIONS IN HEAVEN, 8 IF YOU COUNT SELFIE SOLICITATION] Jenn AKA Camraface

I’ve only exchanged a few brief emails with Jenn AKA Camraface, but I can already tell that she possesses a certain kind of confidence and ease with her subjects that can’t be faked. I came across her work on Instagram —  which is rapidly becoming the best way to discover inspiring artists and photographers these...
[CONFESSAY] Pink Hair, I Care: How Going Pink Made Me Realize I'm A Judgmental Hypocrite

[CONFESSAY] Pink Hair, I Care: How Going Pink Made Me Realize I’m A Judgmental Hypocrite

Dyeing your hair is an addiction. Like heroin, or sex, or picking your face until it bleeds, or like not leaving your college dorm room for the entirety of winter because you’re holed up watching the OC (and taking oxycontin). Or like chips. I once tweeted (please hold while I search my twitter history for...
[ROSES ARE RED] Honey, The World Is Your Cup Holder

[ROSES ARE RED] Honey, The World Is Your Cup Holder

It is instilled in some women at a young age that the world is their oyster. A daughter of a multi-tasking, chardonnay-swilling mama, I was taught ”Hey Honey, The World Is Your Cup Holder.” Here are some everyday objects that also double as cup holders; convenient and unlikely receptacles for your stemless wine glass when you can’t muster the will to lean forward six...