![[TRUE STORY] Help, I'm Hair Removal Challenged](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/33157_512x288_generated__Bt+C9WcdOEqYQ7flQjY5gg-290x288.jpg "[TRUE STORY] Help, I'm Hair Removal Challenged")
[TRUE STORY] Help, I’m Hair Removal Challenged
You guys, I’m 26 (almost 27). Not to brag, but I’m naked. A lot. While most of my friends are perpetually running late for plans because of various laser, waxing, threading, sugaring, sand-papering, tweezing, sewing, knitting, and other painful sounding hair removal appointments, I’m still right here in the early 2000s, sprawled out on the...
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[CULT TALK] King Dude On Love, Axl Rose, and Old Music
Here at Cultist, we have two official rules in our very unofficial rule book. 1) Only write flattery about people/music/artists/bands we genuinely love (unless it’s hate mail). 2) Always tell a person/musician/artist/band exactly what fanatical stalkers we are of he or she/what he or she does. This is how we preserve the integrity and utter...
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[BEST SONG EVER] Bleached “Outta My Mind”
All of my friends think it’s really weird that every song I like is about either heartbreak or break-ups or loving someone so much you have to murder them to put your heart at ease, because I’m in a pretty bormal (that’s boring + normal) relationship, and I don’t have much to be bummed about...
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[TGIF] Let’s Forget About Our Feelings
This dose of Friday realism is brought to you by the lovely Georgia Koch, who is making a delightful little book of weird thoughts and awkward moments captured through her drawings. Check out her kickstarter here.
![[TRUE STORY] Sometimes Couples Don't Have Sex And It's Fine: Part 2](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/763e93b78fef815e4dc981531135cbeb_width_600x-290x290.jpg "[TRUE STORY] Sometimes Couples Don't Have Sex And It's Fine: Part 2")
[TRUE STORY] Sometimes Couples Don’t Have Sex And It’s Fine: Part 2
And I’m back. Where was I? Oh yeah, my abuse of sex as a means to express power and dominance, that’s right… (if you missed yesterday’s post, or need a refresher, go here.) But, to sum it up, I was talking about how I didn’t have sex for a couple of weeks, and why I...
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[PRETTY PICTURES] Postcard From Australia
We’ve featured the work of Aussie-photographer Renee Carey on Cultist Zine before, after I fell in love with her use of light, and the tomboy-ish-yet-vulnerable spirit of a particular editorial she shot for Oyster Magazine. Following the post, Renee graciously reached out to me via email to thank me for my words about her photography,...
![[TRUE STORY] Sometimes Couples Don't Have Sex And It's Fine: Part 1](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/il_570xN.193828849-290x290.jpg "[TRUE STORY] Sometimes Couples Don't Have Sex And It's Fine: Part 1")
[TRUE STORY] Sometimes Couples Don’t Have Sex And It’s Fine: Part 1
So, I have a confession to make. Well, two, actually. I’m the worst girlfriend ever, and the worst sex editor ever. Why? Mind your fucking business, and also because I recently went three weeks without having sex with my boyfriend. And the icing on my double-decker failure cake, decoratively topped with sex-starved tuxedo and gown-wearing miniature...
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[ROSES ARE RED] A Poem About Car Rides And Baby Hairs
Apparently we’re posting poetry now. Don’t judge us… I liked you from the beginning, because you always offered to drive, even when we took my car out, and yours had been towed due to unpaid parking tickets.You said it made you feel like a man, because we didn’t have much money back then, and you couldn’t buy me...
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[BEST VIDEO EVER] Major Lazer “Get Free”
Holy Caribbean Vacation Fantasy. I’ll have you know, I am bootie-shaking and gyrating and letting out little gutteral moans as I write this. Like, right now. In the middle of my office. Bootie shaking and doing the butterfly and also googling places to get hair-wraps in Los Angeles, since I can’t afford a plane ticket...
![[LISTS] Top 10 "Fuck It" "Fashion" Moments](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Karen-Walker-Eyewear-Taps-Advanced-Style-Blog-Summer-13-290x290.jpg "[LISTS] Top 10 \"Fuck It\" \"Fashion\" Moments")
[LISTS] Top 10 “Fuck It” “Fashion” Moments
Today in Trying-To-Reach-Our-Fashion-Quota-But-Not-Really-Knowing-Anything-About-Fashion, we bring you this “comprehensive” list of 10 semi-fashion-y things we found on the Internet, that epitomize the spirit of not-giving-a-fuck-ness, in no particular order. 1. You guys, I try really hard not to talk about Rihanna. Like, almost as hard as I try not to talk about Lena Dunham’s naked body....
![[FOMO-GRAPHS] Dune Rats at Bootleg Theater in LA](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/DuneRats_MG_46893-290x290.jpg "[FOMO-GRAPHS] Dune Rats at Bootleg Theater in LA")
[FOMO-GRAPHS] Dune Rats at Bootleg Theater in LA
(all photos by Rick Rodney) According to a very enlightening artist bio on their Facebook page, DUNE RATS ARE 2 DUDES. And after seeing them play a ripping session with female-fronted Alpine at the Bootleg Theater last night, I can definitely confirm that fact. Specifically, Dune Rats are Danny Beus and BC Michaels of...
![[BANG BANG] Coming Around To Adult Toys. Kind Of.](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/187404-187518-350x350-290x290.png "[BANG BANG] Coming Around To Adult Toys. Kind Of.")
[BANG BANG] Coming Around To Adult Toys. Kind Of.
Dear family members who might be reading this, this is an article about sex toys. In a few years I might be more like a Nora Ephron, and you can feel proud and brag to your board of executive friends about me or whatever (probably not), but right now I’m more of a Lena Dunham,...
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