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May 21, 2013 • Introducing our newest column, Free Weed’s Free Texts, which was born of a text convo that I had half-asleep with Rikky Gage of White Fang/The Memories/Gnar Tapes/best jean vest game in the biz. Here’s the first in what will hopefully be a series of many (because I’m lonely and like getting texts): Related:...
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“Ty’s Tunes” is our new weekly column from Ty Segall, musician, cat-father, and future President of the Universe. Each week Ty will put you on to a song you HAVE to know about to make your life feel complete (unless you’ve already heard it, in which case congratulations you’re cooler than us. Here’s a cookie)....
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May 16, 2013 • (photo by Sara Nataf) Being a girl at a Danny Brown concert is rough. The day after his show in New York, all I kept reading about was how the world was clutching its collective pearls over the crowd chanting “Suck his dick” at Kitty Pryde during her set. I was there. Let’s talk through...
![[PRETTY PICTURES] Loft Sessions With Amy](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/AmyLoubris03_28E2862_RRPxCZ-290x290.jpg "[PRETTY PICTURES] Loft Sessions With Amy")
I met Amy in line at Starbucks. I asked her if she modeled, she said she did, and that she was looking to expand her portfolio. We exchanged numbers, stayed in touch, and weeks later she came down to the loft for a test shoot. Amy Loubris is 20, happily in love, and from Colorado....
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Jane
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May 14, 2013 • You guys, I’m 26 (almost 27). Not to brag, but I’m naked. A lot. While most of my friends are perpetually running late for plans because of various laser, waxing, threading, sugaring, sand-papering, tweezing, sewing, knitting, and other painful sounding hair removal appointments, I’m still right here in the early 2000s, sprawled out on the...
![[CULT TALK] King Dude On Love, Axl Rose, and Old Music](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/KingDude_Echo_March2013-071-290x290.jpg "[CULT TALK] King Dude On Love, Axl Rose, and Old Music")
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May 13, 2013 • Here at Cultist, we have two official rules in our very unofficial rule book. 1) Only write flattery about people/music/artists/bands we genuinely love (unless it’s hate mail). 2) Always tell a person/musician/artist/band exactly what fanatical stalkers we are of he or she/what he or she does. This is how we preserve the integrity and utter...
![[FOMO-GRAPHS] Criminal Hygiene, Zig Zags, And Bad Antics At The Bootleg](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/CultistZineBootlegTheaterLosAngelesBadAntics03-290x290.jpg "[FOMO-GRAPHS] Criminal Hygiene, Zig Zags, And Bad Antics At The Bootleg")
I’m bad at show reviews (and also at hard-boiling eggs, but that’s neither here nor there) so I’ll just say that the first night of the Criminal Hygiene residency presented by Cultist and KXLU was a rousing success, if evidenced only by the fact that a higher-than-normal amount of people left their credit cards and...
![[BEST SONG EVER] Bleached "Outta My Mind"](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Bleached-Cover-290x290.jpg "[BEST SONG EVER] Bleached \"Outta My Mind\"")
All of my friends think it’s really weird that every song I like is about either heartbreak or break-ups or loving someone so much you have to murder them to put your heart at ease, because I’m in a pretty bormal (that’s boring + normal) relationship, and I don’t have much to be bummed about...
![[LONELY HIGHWAYS] Against The Sky](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/mikalcronin-1-1024x6721-290x290.jpg "[LONELY HIGHWAYS] Against The Sky")
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![[TY'S TUNES] Randy Holden "Guitar Song"](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/tys-tunes-1-290x290.jpg "[TY'S TUNES] Randy Holden \"Guitar Song\"")
“Ty’s Tunes” is our new weekly column from Ty Segall, musician, cat-father, and future President of the Universe. Each week Ty will put you on to a song you HAVE to know about to make your life feel complete (unless you’ve already heard it, in which case congratulations you’re cooler than us. Here’s a cookie)....
![[BABY STEPS] A Nuditorial: How To Send The Perfect Sext](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/coco-290x290.jpg "[BABY STEPS] A Nuditorial: How To Send The Perfect Sext")
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erika
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May 7, 2013 • Finally. The time has come in your relationship when you deem it appropriate and necessary to send the king of all sexts – the naked pic (the Holy Roman Emperor of all sexts is the video, but let’s not worry about that yet). I know taking a nude photo of yourself isn’t exactly rocket science,...
![[TRUE STORY] I Love Younger Men, And Here's Why (A Rebuttal)](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/one-direction-600-290x290.jpg "[TRUE STORY] I Love Younger Men, And Here's Why (A Rebuttal)")
What? Yes, yes this is in fact an article in response to a post Jane wrote almost five months ago, and yes I know it’s a bit, as they say, late in the game. At the moment, any new topic I try to write about inevitably takes form as a sad unfinished draft in the back-end...
![[FOMO-GRAPHS & MINI CULT TALK] Bleached Gets Kissaulted At The Troubador](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/BleachedTroubadorRickRodneyPhoto19-640x290.jpg "[FOMO-GRAPHS & MINI CULT TALK] Bleached Gets Kissaulted At The Troubador")
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