Posts tagged "pen pal"
[PEN PAL] Dear Laura Jane Grace

[PEN PAL] Dear Laura Jane Grace

photo by Cass Bird for Rolling Stone Dear Laura Jane Grace, Before we talk about this epic transformation you’re going through, can I just say that I think you’re a serious renegade-feminist-superwoman-bad ass. You are, quite possibly, the toughest chick ever, even without the fully developed lady parts and before the girly hormones kick in,...
[PEN PAL] Dear Rob Sheffield

[PEN PAL] Dear Rob Sheffield

Dear Rob, (Can I call you Rob? Mr. Sheffield?) I think you are a great rock journalist. You do not need me to tell you this because you know you are a great rock journalist. Millions have told you. You are kind of the perfect personality to be a rock journalist. You slink well and...
[PEN PAL] Dear Harry Styles, Let's Make Unisex Love

[PEN PAL] Dear Harry Styles, Let’s Make Unisex Love

Heeeyyyyy Booooooo, It’s me! Your future baby mama! I know, I know, you don’t know who I am yet. But don’t be afraid my little love nugget. We have forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever to learn every little thing about eachother. For now, let’s just...
[PEN PAL] Dear Nettie Harris (And Your Bush)

[PEN PAL] Dear Nettie Harris (And Your Bush)

  Dear Nettie Harris, I don’t know who you are, but I am super into your epic body hair. Though you only entered my life but one short day ago, I’ve already spent the entirety of that time researching you, closely examining photos of your unshorn beav (there are almost zero clothed photos of you...
[PEN PAL] Dear Dr. Ruth

[PEN PAL] Dear Dr. Ruth

Dear Dr. Ruth, I want what you have. I want to get paid for talking incessantly about sex.  I thought I was on the right track. I thought I was making progress with all of the candid doggy style banter and 14-years of therapy and making people squirm and avert their eyes in discomfort as I...
[PEN PAL] Lesbians Are Not A Trend, Style.com

[PEN PAL] Lesbians Are Not A Trend, Style.com

Dear Style.com, “Lesbian Chic’” isn’t really a new thing, especially if you’re a lesbian. Furthermore, plenty of lesbians, especially the lesbian ladies of the glamorous fashion industry, still favor a good ol’ blister-inducing, bone-displacing stiletto as their shoe of choice. Not all lesbians shave their heads and wear clunky combat boots, although plenty certainly do. Jenna...
[PEN PAL] Bravo, Frank Ocean

[PEN PAL] Bravo, Frank Ocean

  WHAT? WHAAAAT? Forgive my stutter, but WHAAAAT? I’m currently, actively having my mind blown by this news. Like, in absolutely no way or in any alternate universe where rappers are all gay and clown on straight guys did I see this whole coming-out thing coming. Bravo!! Personally, I think Jamie Fox might be next....
[PEN PAL] Fuck You, Cat Marnell

[PEN PAL] Fuck You, Cat Marnell

(I stole all of these images from the internets)   (Let me preface this by saying since I don’t know Cat Marnell at all, this is clearly more of a letter to the IDEA and MYTH of Cat Marnell, which is all anyone who is talking about her on the internet is acquainted with anyway)....
[PEN PAL] Dear xojane.com

[PEN PAL] Dear xojane.com

Dear xojane (ATT: Daisy, Emily and Jane), Let me begin by saying that I love your site. Full disclosure: I am kind of obsessed with Emily McCombs. Specifically because of her candid conversations about sex, as well as the sensitive yet humorous way she consistently parlays her adolescent traumas into some of the most moving,...
[PEN PAL] Dear Stevie Dance

[PEN PAL] Dear Stevie Dance

Dude. Really? First you made us all look like lazy Eurotrash by unleashing your pure styling genius on the world as the Fashion Editor at our fave mag Russh. Then after you killed that motherfucking game you decided to oh-so-nonchalantly become the Editor-In-Chief.  Like an adorable little G. Who the fuck do you think you...
[PEN PAL] Dear Frances Bean Cobain

[PEN PAL] Dear Frances Bean Cobain

  Dear Frances Bean, I feel like I know you since I just saw your two-year-old butt in the new Patty Schemel documentary “Hit So Hard”. Your father was pinching it as you hung onto the edge of the bathtub and giggled. I bet you get this all the time, people thinking they know you,...
[PEN PAL] Dear Francesca Woodman

[PEN PAL] Dear Francesca Woodman

Dear Frannie, I apologize in advance if I sound condescending. I imagine you aren’t the biggest fan of endearing nicknames, and I know you weren’t much younger than I am now when you died, but for some reason I feel compelled to take care of you (even if only posthumously). Did you know that Whitney...