![[WERK] Cultist Needs Interns!](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/nine-to-five-290x290.jpg "[WERK] Cultist Needs Interns!")
[WERK] Cultist Needs Interns!
Want a life-changing internship? Guess what. We’ve got some! Just kind of bored and want something to do to get your parents off your back while you live at home and smoke pot in their basement? We’ve got that kind too! We currently need both Editorial and Marketing & Social Media interns at Cultist. The...
![[WELL PLAYED] An Ode To SkeleTOES](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Screen-shot-2012-07-10-at-9.44.29-AM-290x290.png "[WELL PLAYED] An Ode To SkeleTOES")
![[BABY STEPS] Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Walmart-Survival1-290x290.jpg "[BABY STEPS] Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse")
[BABY STEPS] Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse
Fine. I’ll admit it Yasi. I’m a little weirdly obsessed with the impending doom of the Zombie Apocalypse (Ed Note: as evidenced by the fact that you capitalized the event name like it’s a holiday). I don’t know about y’all, but I actually think that zombies are real and they scare the shit out of...
![[FOMO-GRAPHS] The Black Lips Show Us Atlanta](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/IMG_19451-290x290.jpg "[FOMO-GRAPHS] The Black Lips Show Us Atlanta")
[FOMO-GRAPHS] The Black Lips Show Us Atlanta
This past weekend we traveled to Hotlanta to visit The Black Lips, mostly because they told us they were playing a show with our YouTube heroes Riff Raff and Eli Porter, which prompted Rachey (after several drinks) to book us tickets on her cell phone (squinty one-eye open style I imagine). We had an action-packed...
![[PEN PAL] Dear Frances Bean Cobain](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Frances-Bean-Cobain-frances-bean-cobain-29469623-500-3343-290x290.jpg "[PEN PAL] Dear Frances Bean Cobain")
[PEN PAL] Dear Frances Bean Cobain
Dear Frances Bean, I feel like I know you since I just saw your two-year-old butt in the new Patty Schemel documentary “Hit So Hard”. Your father was pinching it as you hung onto the edge of the bathtub and giggled. I bet you get this all the time, people thinking they know you,...
![[CATS] Crazy Cat Lady Musings](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/IMG-20110325-00081-e1333575890814-290x290.jpg "[CATS] Crazy Cat Lady Musings")
[CATS] Crazy Cat Lady Musings
The other day my (married, with two kids) cousin called me a crazy cat lady on Facebook. In all fairness, it was in response to a snarky/funny (funny-ish?) comment I made about some child-related status update she made (my bad). But it did get me thinking about the whole “crazy cat lady” stigma, and how...
The Internet Told Me to Tell You…
…That nothing is sacred and people have no respect for one another online. Despite the Internet’s many productive functions, one thing it does not do is give a shit about your feelings. Good morning! However, this week the Internet was kind to us, except for when Madonna joined Twitter (she’s doing it wrong). In today’s roundup I should...
Spring Trim
Exclusive culture and commentary from our lips (and fingertips) to yours. Illustrations by Kalin December.
The Internet Told Me to Tell You…
On Wednesday night at around 8pm I found out that Tim Tebow had been traded to the New York Jets. The news broke just after noon, but I found out eight hours later when I looked at my phone and saw that someone had tweeted an Instagram photo of a screencap they took of a...
Happy FU Rick Santorum Day
(We love this and want to credit it, no idea who did it though. Tell us if you know!) In case you weren’t going to vote, just imagine what your life will be like if Rick Santorum is the president of your vagina. We’ll help you. Here are some of Santorum’s choice quotes: “The notion...
Cultist Pizza Party In LA Tonight
TONIGHT in LA, we’re having a pizza party. Come out and hear some music (expect much L7 and the like) and have a drink with us. Cultist x Fuck It Pizza Party Tuesday Feb. 28 @ The Darkroom 7302 Melrose Avenue Los Angeles, CA 90036 10pm-2am Music by Garcia, Yasi, and Rachey Live Sex and...
The Secret To Dating White Women By Jerry Hsu
This video is kinda boring unless you know a lot about skateboarding shit which we don’t (sorry Jerry) but there is this gem: Crailtap: “What’s the secret to dating white women?” Jerry: “Uh…I guess you gotta be a little mean to them.” SO TRUE JERRY SO TRUE. Watch below if you’re bored:
![[COOL SHOW BRO] Episode 1: Awesome, Texas With Audacity And Pangea](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/plugins/featured-post-with-thumbnail/scripts/timthumb.php?src=http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/CSB-instagram.jpg&h=73&w=73&zc=1)
![[BANG BANG] Dick Pics Are Gross Right?](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/plugins/featured-post-with-thumbnail/scripts/timthumb.php?src=http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Dick-Pic.jpg&h=73&w=73&zc=1)
![[FUCK MARRY KILL] Veronica Falls](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/plugins/featured-post-with-thumbnail/scripts/timthumb.php?src=http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/VF.png&h=73&w=73&zc=1)
![[8 QUESTIONS FOR THE 8 BALL] Hanni El Khatib](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/plugins/featured-post-with-thumbnail/scripts/timthumb.php?src=http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Hanni-El-Khatib-8-Ball.jpg&h=73&w=73&zc=1)
