![[BEST SONG EVER] Cuckoo Lander "Dumb Dee Diddy Dumb"](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/CuckooLander-Press-Shot-290x290.jpg "[BEST SONG EVER] Cuckoo Lander \"Dumb Dee Diddy Dumb\"")
words: Yasi Salek You know how sometimes a song is so sexy and empowering that even when you are sitting at your dining room table in bleach-stained sweatpants and a t-shirt that is about two days past acceptable wearing time you feel like Beyonce rolling around in the salty waves on a white sand beach...
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Mar 21, 2014 • I don’t feel like I need to add an intro to this piece, as it’s a pretty self-explanatory, highly narcissistic piece of bloggery/doggerel. I do want to mention that I LOVE YOU LENA DUNHAM PLEASE LET ME BE YOUR INTERN OR FULL-TIME PANTS HOLDER OR SOMETHING ANYTHING. Also, not included in this list is the...
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It’s always fun to go to a Black Lips show because you never know who is going to break what or spit in whose mouth or rain god knows what into the crowd like so many little divine offerings falling down from heaven (did I just liken seeing Black Lips play to a religious experience...
![[BRA BURNING] A Case For Being Bossy, Not Banning Bossy + 13 Things We Should Ban](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/EXTRA_BOSSY_BEANIE_1_1024x1024-290x290.jpg "[BRA BURNING] A Case For Being Bossy, Not Banning Bossy + 13 Things We Should Ban")
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Mar 14, 2014 • I’m sure you educated, worldly women who follow vagina politics have heard about Facebook CEO Sheryl Sandberg’s recent Beyonce-backed campaign to “Ban Bossy.” I’m sure you’ve also heard that it’s receiving a lot of blowback for being more than a tad bit defensive and overprotective of our girls (Okay, it’s like the equivalent of requesting...
![[BEST (D)AD EVER] Honey Maid Celebrates Hot Dads Of All Kinds](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/honey-maid-wholesome-hed-2014-290x290.jpg "[BEST (D)AD EVER] Honey Maid Celebrates Hot Dads Of All Kinds")
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Mar 11, 2014 • Just yesterday, as my partner and I were out with our dogs for a daily constitutional, we were lapped by a long-haired dude in short shorts jogging while pushing his twin cherub boys in a designer stroller. Needless to say, my ovaries exploded (New hashtag trending: #explovaries). I turned to my bearded boo, who would...
![[TRUE STORY] The First Time I Took Honesty Too Far And Humiliated My Mom](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ME-AS-KID-290x290.jpg "[TRUE STORY] The First Time I Took Honesty Too Far And Humiliated My Mom")
Lying was one of my finest skills as a child. Once, during Black History Month, I proudly proclaimed to my first grade class that my Aunt Karen was married to a black man. I am part of an interracial family! I shouted, all blonde hair and no teeth. This was news to my Uncle, however,...
![[7 QUESTIONS IN HEAVEN, 8 IF YOU COUNT SELFIE SOLICITATION] Jenn AKA Camraface](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/tumblr_mw63udqI8x1qh36a5o1_1280-290x290.jpg "[7 QUESTIONS IN HEAVEN, 8 IF YOU COUNT SELFIE SOLICITATION] Jenn AKA Camraface")
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Mar 10, 2014 • I’ve only exchanged a few brief emails with Jenn AKA Camraface, but I can already tell that she possesses a certain kind of confidence and ease with her subjects that can’t be faked. I came across her work on Instagram — which is rapidly becoming the best way to discover inspiring artists and photographers these...
![[TO DO] Cultist at SXSW 2014](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/sxsw-flyer-knife2-290x290.jpg "[TO DO] Cultist at SXSW 2014")
Here is where we will be at SXSW. You should probably be there too. THURSDAY MARCH 13TH Black Bell Records Party ft THE AUDACITY, GUANTANAMO BAYWATCH, MEAT MARKET and more FRIDAY MARCH 14TH Blundertown Day Party Presented by Altamont ft. FUCKED UP, POWER TRIP, DESTRUCTION UNIT, CHERRY GLAZERR and more. CULTISTBLUNDERTOWN Party at Sailor...
![[CONFESSAY] Pink Hair, I Care: How Going Pink Made Me Realize I'm A Judgmental Hypocrite](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/unnamed-290x290.jpg "[CONFESSAY] Pink Hair, I Care: How Going Pink Made Me Realize I'm A Judgmental Hypocrite")
Dyeing your hair is an addiction. Like heroin, or sex, or picking your face until it bleeds, or like not leaving your college dorm room for the entirety of winter because you’re holed up watching the OC (and taking oxycontin). Or like chips. I once tweeted (please hold while I search my twitter history for...
![[BEST VIDEO EVER] White Lung "Drown With The Monster"](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/whitelung-608x336-290x290.png "[BEST VIDEO EVER] White Lung \"Drown With The Monster\"")
We’re nothing if not totally biased here at Cultist, so in that spirit we present to you today’s Best Video Ever, White Lung‘s new clip for “Drown With The Monster”, shot at our two year anniversary party at The Echo last month. It helps that the song is truly great, loud, fast, and full of...
![[BEST VIDEO EVER] The Coathangers "Follow Me" ft. Mastodon](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Screen-shot-2014-02-27-at-4.44.27-PM-290x290.png "[BEST VIDEO EVER] The Coathangers \"Follow Me\" ft. Mastodon")
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Feb 27, 2014 • Here are the top 10 reasons why the new Coathangers video for their song “Follow Me” might ACTUALLY be the best video ever: 1. Mastodon. 2. The outfit changes. 3. This R&B diva move: 4. The song, off The Coathangers new album Suck My Shirt out on 3/18 via Suicide Squeeze, is very awesome. 5....
![[WTF] Watch These Children Interview Insane Clown Posse](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/ICPTN-290x290.png "[WTF] Watch These Children Interview Insane Clown Posse")
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Feb 25, 2014 • Okay, before you even continue reading, just stop and watch the interview first. Please. It is so glorious, and will absolutely make everything else below worth your time. Watched it? Great. If you were like me, after only watching it once all the way through, I just had way too many questions that I needed...
![[DON'T PANIC] BURGERAMA 2014](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Burgerama-TN-640x290.jpg "[DON'T PANIC] BURGERAMA 2014")
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