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Nov 15, 2013 • Fact: There is no greater garment than a turtleneck. Why? I’ll start with 6 reasons: 1) They are cozy 2) They are librarian sexy, which is better than overtly sexy. 3) They make you look like an intellectual/art teacher/therapist. 4) They make you feel like Diane Keaton. 5) They make you feel like you’re starring...
![[BEST VIDEO EVER] Beach Party "Fun"](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Screen-shot-2013-11-14-at-12.07.56-PM-290x290.png "[BEST VIDEO EVER] Beach Party \"Fun\"")
If this new Beach Party video for their song “Fun” isn’t a gripping piece of social commentary about Hollywood nightlife and the lifeless creatures that inhabit it, please never tell me. Wash off the blood and gore (and excessive amounts of spittle) and these zombies kinda look just like the snort-happy party people that flood...
![[TO DO] LA: Win Tickets To See White Lung And Antwon At The Echo On 11/15!](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/tumblr_mvw34mZ1Qq1sksmiao1_1280-290x290.jpg "[TO DO] LA: Win Tickets To See White Lung And Antwon At The Echo On 11/15!")
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Nov 13, 2013 • I’m emotionally drained from the recent Halloween episode of Pretty Little Liars so I can’t devote to much mental energy to writing something here but just know that if you miss this White Lung/ANTWON/Nasa Space Universe show at The Echo on November 15th, you will feel like A is haunting your life for the rest...
![[CULT TALK] Photographer Renee Carey Captures Moody Beauty](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/56070009-290x290.jpg "[CULT TALK] Photographer Renee Carey Captures Moody Beauty")
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Nov 13, 2013 • In this age of technological wizardry, where everything is instantaneous and accessible and simplified in the form of step-by-step eHow To’s, it’s hard to maintain the mystery. You know how magician code strictly forbids industry insiders from revealing the secret tricks of the trade? Some things should be like that; less explanation and more visceral....
![[TO DO] LA: Win A Pair Of Tickets To See Audacity With Hunters On 11/14 Plus A Signed Butter Knife LP](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/AUDACITY-HUNTERS-FLYER-UPDATED-290x290.jpg "[TO DO] LA: Win A Pair Of Tickets To See Audacity With Hunters On 11/14 Plus A Signed Butter Knife LP")
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Nov 12, 2013 • (flyer by Justin Gradin) While life can at times be terrifying and confusing, we can all find comfort in some universal, inescapable truths that impact all of humanity and keep balance and harmony throughout the universe. For example: Nachos are delicious. Naps are nice. And Audacity shows are super fun. (There are some truths pertaining...
![[FOMO-GRAPHS] DEATH, Tijuana Panthers, Obliterations, & Tony Molina at the Echoplex](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/MG_0351-290x290.jpg "[FOMO-GRAPHS] DEATH, Tijuana Panthers, Obliterations, & Tony Molina at the Echoplex")
Here’s a review of the recent DEATH show (with Tijuana Panthers, Obliterations, and Tony Molina) at the Echoplex in LA on 10/29 from our esteemed Photo Emperor Rick Rodney: “Old school meets new school. DEATH was weird.” And now some photos:
![[TINDER TALES] How I Fell Hard For Tinder](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/tinder-3-290x290.png "[TINDER TALES] How I Fell Hard For Tinder")
I have been on Tinder for 3 weeks. I have been turned down 0 times (because I am a babe, you dingus!) I have matched with 129 people. I am currently messaging with 71 of them. I have been texting with 3. I actually think I have a crush on 1. I should start by saying...
![[LISTS] My Thoughts on a ARWEAR (Anti-Rape Wear)](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Screen-Shot-2013-11-03-at-10.53.51-PM-290x290.png "[LISTS] My Thoughts on a ARWEAR (Anti-Rape Wear)")
Doing what it does best, the Internet has recently brought it to my attention that a truly innovative brand called ARWEAR is seeking funding for a new line of comfortable and “elegant” anti-rape wear. No, I haven’t misspoken, these things look like bike shorts, but are the next best thing to having Vagina Dentata. In...
![[BEST SONG EVER] Guantanamo Baywatch "Love This Time"](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/131101-guantanamo-baywatch-290x290.jpg "[BEST SONG EVER] Guantanamo Baywatch \"Love This Time\"")
I listened to the new Guantanamo Baywatch song “Love This Time” four or five times on repeat and then I wrote this thing below. They may or may not be related. It’s like swimming in the ocean in the fall, she says. When the water is so stabbingly cold it feels like a beginning, and...
![[TRUE STORY] Haunted By Hello Kitty, And Other Moving Moments](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/FOR-SALE-HAUNTED-HOUSE-300x232-290x232.jpg "[TRUE STORY] Haunted By Hello Kitty, And Other Moving Moments")
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Oct 31, 2013 • *This article was originally published in a slightly different form a year ago here. It’s since been edited, updated, and republished in the spirit of Halloween. As a woman with a regularly maintained pixie-coif, it’s never fun finding long, curly hairs clogging the drain of a moldy bathtub. When you share a home with someone,...
![[BEST VIDEO EVER] Bleached "Love Spells"](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Screen-shot-2013-10-30-at-4.32.14-PM-290x290.png "[BEST VIDEO EVER] Bleached \"Love Spells\"")
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Oct 30, 2013 • Just in time for Halloween, the new Bleached video for “Love Spells” is basically a super cool monster (and zombie and vampire and witch and mummy) mash: a private concert by the band in a graveyard for a bunch of lucky ghouls, including Cultist contributors Blaque Chris, Alice Baxley, and yours truly, who got to...
![[TRUE STORY] I'd Fuck Myself](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Echoandnarcissus-290x290.jpg "[TRUE STORY] I'd Fuck Myself")
A plot twist in a recent sci-fi film lead the protagonist into an unexpected collision with a clone of himself. I couldn’t help but wonder, “What would I do if I met my own clone?” And without hesitating, I answered in my head, “fuck myself.” I began noticing my own autosexuality sometime in high school. ...
![[CULT TALK] Babysitter + JLK: Trans-Canadian Free Love Supergroup Ride the West](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/2-500x290.jpg "[CULT TALK] Babysitter + JLK: Trans-Canadian Free Love Supergroup Ride the West")
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[BEST VIDEO EVER] Beach Party “Fun”