Posts tagged "video"
[PREMIERE] Pouty "Sad" Music Video

[PREMIERE] Pouty “Sad” Music Video

  We all have different ways of dealing with seasonal depression. For example, the way I get through the punishing and disheartening six month long summer of Southern California involves staying inside almost always and spending an inordinate amount of time at indoor malls in a sweater forlornly nursing some sort of frozen dessert. Other...
[BEST VIDEO EVER] White Lung "In Your Home" Plus Interview With Director Justin Gradin

[BEST VIDEO EVER] White Lung “In Your Home” Plus Interview With Director Justin Gradin

Is there anything better in this world than a two-person horse costume? I know you didn’t even open your mouth to answer because you know that this is in fact a completely rhetorical question, as there is absolutely not anything better. No, not even nachos. Not even nachos with real cheese AND nacho cheese. Not...
[BEST VIDEO EVER] Pink Mountaintops "The Second Summer Of Love"

[BEST VIDEO EVER] Pink Mountaintops “The Second Summer Of Love”

The new Pink Mountaintops video for “The Second Summer Of Love” is full of cool things like fire and skateboarding and destruction of property, interspliced with grainy shots of a shirtless Steve McBean showing us cue cards of various song lyrics, which I can only hope is some sort of artistic homage to a similar...
[BEST VIDEO EVER] Premiere - Ice Cream "Plastic"

[BEST VIDEO EVER] Premiere – Ice Cream “Plastic”

You know how when you watch an old movie, like say something with Lauren Bacall in it, and afterwards you find yourself speaking a bit more deeply and saying things like “What’s the big idea here?” and gravitating towards high-waist trousers and impractical hats (okay so maybe I watched The Big Sleep the other night...
[BEST SONG EVER] Cuckoo Lander "Dumb Dee Diddy Dumb"

[BEST SONG EVER] Cuckoo Lander “Dumb Dee Diddy Dumb”

words: Yasi Salek You know how sometimes a song is so sexy and empowering that even when you are sitting at your dining room table in bleach-stained sweatpants and a t-shirt that is about two days past acceptable wearing time you feel like Beyonce rolling around in the salty waves on a white sand beach...
[BEST VIDEO EVER] White Lung "Drown With The Monster"

[BEST VIDEO EVER] White Lung “Drown With The Monster”

We’re nothing if not totally biased here at Cultist, so in that spirit we present to you today’s Best Video Ever, White Lung‘s new clip for “Drown With The Monster”, shot at our two year anniversary party at The Echo last month. It helps that the song is truly great, loud, fast, and full of...
[BEST VIDEO EVER] The Coathangers "Follow Me" ft. Mastodon

[BEST VIDEO EVER] The Coathangers “Follow Me” ft. Mastodon

Here are the top 10 reasons why the new Coathangers video for their song “Follow Me” might ACTUALLY be the best video ever: 1. Mastodon. 2. The outfit changes. 3. This R&B diva move: 4. The song, off The Coathangers new album Suck My Shirt out on 3/18 via Suicide Squeeze, is very awesome. 5....
[WTF] Watch These Children Interview Insane Clown Posse

[WTF] Watch These Children Interview Insane Clown Posse

Okay, before you even continue reading, just stop and watch the interview first. Please. It is so glorious, and will absolutely make everything else below worth your time. Watched it? Great. If you were like me, after only watching it once all the way through, I just had way too many questions that I needed...
[BEST VIDEO EVER] The Orwells "The Righteous One"

[BEST VIDEO EVER] The Orwells “The Righteous One”

It’s kind of ironic that this new song from The Orwells is called “The Righteous One”, since after watching the video I felt, well, not. Between the angry sexuality of the music and the lustful glances from the band members (so many Mario Cuomos giving me so much open-mouthed smizing) the black-and-white video left me...
[BEST VIDEO EVER] Bleached "Dead In Your Head"

[BEST VIDEO EVER] Bleached “Dead In Your Head”

If you’re looking for unbiased objective journalism, you’re probably in the wrong place. Go read The Economist or something (actually you SHOULD read The Economist, because it’s awesome and well-written and because it’s probably not a bad idea to know about what’s going outside of your zip code). Here at Cultist, we deal almost exclusively...
[SEX ON THE DECK] Episode 1 "40 Days And 40 Nights Of Cunninglingus"

[SEX ON THE DECK] Episode 1 “40 Days And 40 Nights Of Cunninglingus”

We are Kaitlin and Rachel, two fairly normal, though slightly macabre, twenty-something year old ladies. Tired of the shock and surprise on unsuspecting men’s faces when we openly talk about our sexual prowess, we are on a mission to make you slightly uncomfortable, get a few laughs, and maybe gain some personal insight. Sex On...
[COOL SHOW BRO] Episode 1: Awesome, Texas With Audacity And Pangea

[COOL SHOW BRO] Episode 1: Awesome, Texas With Audacity And Pangea

If there was a Webby for timeliness (actually there might be, I really have no idea what the fuck the Webbies entail) we here at Cultist would certainly sweep the category. In keeping with our devotion to getting content up extremely quickly, here is the first episode of our new Internet television program, Cool Show...