![[TRUE STORY] How Therapy Made Me Crazy](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/rorschach-test-290x290.jpg "[TRUE STORY] How Therapy Made Me Crazy")
[TRUE STORY] How Therapy Made Me Crazy
At the risk of sounding dramatic (who am I kidding, I’m basically an honorary theater geek minus the billowy blouses and pirate hats), I think I’ve overdosed on therapy. As I result, I’m finding it increasingly more challenging to relate to, tolerate, or even surface-level enjoy the company of other lesser-psychoanalyzed individuals. This isn’t so...
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[TRUE STORY] Help, I’m Hair Removal Challenged
You guys, I’m 26 (almost 27). Not to brag, but I’m naked. A lot. While most of my friends are perpetually running late for plans because of various laser, waxing, threading, sugaring, sand-papering, tweezing, sewing, knitting, and other painful sounding hair removal appointments, I’m still right here in the early 2000s, sprawled out on the...
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[CULT TALK] King Dude On Love, Axl Rose, and Old Music
Here at Cultist, we have two official rules in our very unofficial rule book. 1) Only write flattery about people/music/artists/bands we genuinely love (unless it’s hate mail). 2) Always tell a person/musician/artist/band exactly what fanatical stalkers we are of he or she/what he or she does. This is how we preserve the integrity and utter...
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[TRUE STORY] I Love Younger Men, And Here’s Why (A Rebuttal)
What? Yes, yes this is in fact an article in response to a post Jane wrote almost five months ago, and yes I know it’s a bit, as they say, late in the game. At the moment, any new topic I try to write about inevitably takes form as a sad unfinished draft in the back-end...
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[TRUE STORY] Sometimes Couples Don’t Have Sex And It’s Fine: Part 2
And I’m back. Where was I? Oh yeah, my abuse of sex as a means to express power and dominance, that’s right… (if you missed yesterday’s post, or need a refresher, go here.) But, to sum it up, I was talking about how I didn’t have sex for a couple of weeks, and why I...
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[TRUE STORY] Sometimes Couples Don’t Have Sex And It’s Fine: Part 1
So, I have a confession to make. Well, two, actually. I’m the worst girlfriend ever, and the worst sex editor ever. Why? Mind your fucking business, and also because I recently went three weeks without having sex with my boyfriend. And the icing on my double-decker failure cake, decoratively topped with sex-starved tuxedo and gown-wearing miniature...
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[SEX ON THE DECK] Episode 1 “40 Days And 40 Nights Of Cunninglingus”
We are Kaitlin and Rachel, two fairly normal, though slightly macabre, twenty-something year old ladies. Tired of the shock and surprise on unsuspecting men’s faces when we openly talk about our sexual prowess, we are on a mission to make you slightly uncomfortable, get a few laughs, and maybe gain some personal insight. Sex On...
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[BABY STEPS] How To Take A Dick Pic
Unsurprisingly, this is not our first post on dick pics here at Cultist. Jane recently explored the topic in her post entitled “Dick Pics Are Gross Right?” (we like to leave a bit of mystery as to our opinions in our titles) and while I found the article thought-provoking and interesting (and was duly impressed...
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[BANG BANG] Coming Around To Adult Toys. Kind Of.
Dear family members who might be reading this, this is an article about sex toys. In a few years I might be more like a Nora Ephron, and you can feel proud and brag to your board of executive friends about me or whatever (probably not), but right now I’m more of a Lena Dunham,...
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[TGIF] Let’s Get Fucking Weird
Today’s TGIF imagery is brought to you by the lovely Georgia Koch, who makes awesome illustrations that perfectly capture how awkward we usually feel on a very regular basis, especially after we make bad drunk decisions that we have to deal with in the aftermath also known as Monday. Happy weekending!
![[TRUE STORY] I Had An Inappropriate Office Friendship](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/office-affair-001-290x276.jpg "[TRUE STORY] I Had An Inappropriate Office Friendship")
[TRUE STORY] I Had An Inappropriate Office Friendship
*events, names, and places have been changed, and this article is loosely, but not entirely, based on the truth. And mildly exaggerated at points. This is a scintillating tale about the time I accidentally almost had an office relationship. To give myself a splinter of credit, I wouldn’t actually call it a relationship, because nothing...
![[BRA BURNING] Dealing With The "Marnie" In All Of Us](http://www.cultistzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Girls-S2-Final-Poster-heade-290x290.jpg "[BRA BURNING] Dealing With The \"Marnie\" In All Of Us")
[BRA BURNING] Dealing With The “Marnie” In All Of Us
I don’t have cable, which makes me sound a lot more intellectual than I actually am, because I do have Apple TV, which allows me to watch a lot of documentaries, which again makes me sound much more intellectual than I am, because mostly I watch things about dogs, cults, and sexual taboos, and not...
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