Posts tagged "buy shit"
[BUY SHIT] Slutever Vag T-Shirt

[BUY SHIT] Slutever Vag T-Shirt

There’s a new head vagina in town (haha, head vagina, get it?), and her name is Slutever. You guys are probably old butties from VICE, or maybe you’ve been following her provocative and insightful Breathless column for Vogue. However you knew her before, maybe you met at a Forever 21 in a suburban mall and bonded...
[BUY SHIT] Rapper Wife Chic: So Sophisticated

[BUY SHIT] Rapper Wife Chic: So Sophisticated

I have decided that I’m going to marry Rick Ross. I totes know what your shallow ass is thinking, but it’s not coz of his money. Or his good looks (obvs). It’s just his Rick Ross-ness that is so fucking hot. He has this je-ne-sais-quoi that I can’t quite put my finger on (Ed Note: je...
[BUY SHIT] Slutty Olympian Style

[BUY SHIT] Slutty Olympian Style

(Ed Note: Alice wrote this last night, on the last day of the Olympics, because she’s not, how do you say, a planner). Is it weird that I kind of want to fuck a bunch of the Olympian dudes? Yes? No? I mean have you seen Tom Daley? I kind of want to lick his...
[BUY SHIT] I Hate You Summer

[BUY SHIT] I Hate You Summer

You know what? I hate summer. I hate it. Go ahead and judge me all you want, I don’t give a shit. Have you ever been to New York in the summer? It’s 95 fucking degrees with a million percent humidity and the entire city smells like sweaty balls and feet. Summer sucks. I also...
[BUY SHIT] Crybaby Breaks It Down (And Sets Back Up Somewhere Else)

[BUY SHIT] Crybaby Breaks It Down (And Sets Back Up Somewhere Else)

Last weekend we stopped by Space 15 twenty for Umami Burger and a game of Show and Tell with Dakota Solt and Lisa Ziven, best friends, RISD graduates, and the lovely ladies behind Crybaby Presents. One of the many perks of being Editorial Director (Yay Yasi gave me a fancy new title) at Cultist is...