Posts tagged "baby steps"
[BABY STEPS] How To Ruin A Family Member's Wedding

[BABY STEPS] How To Ruin A Family Member’s Wedding

Wedding season is in full swing, has been for a few months, and will, presumably, continue to be, as long as you maintain friendships with your kale-loving, craft beer drinking, paperless post using friends. Signing up for a lifetime of joy is great and all, but I will never fully understand the injustice that is...
[BABY STEPS] How To Blend In At A Hardcore Show

[BABY STEPS] How To Blend In At A Hardcore Show

Over the weekend I flew to New York with my boyfriend, the lead singer of legendary LA hardcore band Strife, to attend a two-day festival at Webster Hall, which he was invited to be a part of. As the title of this article indicates, today’s tutorial is about how to blend in at said show...
[BABY STEPS] How To Take A Dick Pic

[BABY STEPS] How To Take A Dick Pic

Unsurprisingly, this is not our first post on dick pics here at Cultist. Jane recently explored the topic in her post entitled “Dick Pics Are Gross Right?” (we like to leave a bit of mystery as to our opinions in our titles) and while I found the article thought-provoking and interesting (and was duly impressed...
[BABY STEPS] How To Act Out When You Have The House To Yourself

[BABY STEPS] How To Act Out When You Have The House To Yourself

  Hey LA, I just dropped my man at the airport, which means a weekend of wild, sloppy shenanigans has officially begun. JK. Probably nothing even a little bit wild is going to happen because I’m a fucking J. Crew catalog, but things are definitely going to get sloppy. Real sloppy. That’s right, my poor,...
[BABY STEPS] Learning To Twerk With Chippy Nonstop

[BABY STEPS] Learning To Twerk With Chippy Nonstop

There are very few constants in this world, and one of them is that Chippy Nonstop will bring the muthafuckin party. Seriously. She could be super tired, or even borderline handicapped because she was bit by a racist spider who hates fun, and have part of her leg cut out and and be on antibiotics;...
[BABY STEPS] How To Be Cool (By Dressing Seapunk)

[BABY STEPS] How To Be Cool (By Dressing Seapunk)

Is it just me or does every chick below the age of 30 kind of dress exactly the same these days? Have I just been spending too much time in Brooklyn? If I see one more bitch wearing cut-off denim shorts, a ripped Thin Lizzy tee, fake Isabel Marant Dicker boots and a Proenza Schoulder...
[BABY STEPS] How To Survive Very Cheaply On Tour

[BABY STEPS] How To Survive Very Cheaply On Tour

Touring in a band is great. You know why? Mostly because you get to live with pretty much zero responsibility. All you really have to do is make sure that you hydrate yourself and show up to play your set on time. After that, it’s all gravy. Just kidding! Maybe if you are The Black...
[BABY STEPS] How To Lose A Guy In 24 Hours

[BABY STEPS] How To Lose A Guy In 24 Hours

On Friday night on my way out of a bar, I met a cute guy. Within one minute he had bitten my neck. Within three minutes he had left with my friends and me. Within 30 minutes he was in handcuffs. And not the good kind. (Or as Officer Oliver put it, “not the furry...
[BABY STEPS] How To Blow A First Date

[BABY STEPS] How To Blow A First Date

Thanks (or no thanks) to some combination of luck, a new found openness (i.e temporary exhaustion of cynicism), and the internet, I’ve been on way more first dates recently than ever before (than ever before = barely ever). I’ll skip the part about how these dates are usually just exercises in awkwardness/forums for practicing giving...