So Fiona Apple was arrested yesterday in Texas on charges of possessing pot but we’re not here to talk about that because it’s boring (talk about Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson, insert “Criminal” joke, etc). We are here to talk about 1) her shirt 2) the fact that she’s basically a midget and 3) her shirt.
Like, how perfect is it that she was wearing a black-and-white striped button-down shirt when she was booked? It’s almost like she art directed her own arrest with an avant garde take on 50s prison fashion. It’s so beautiful I could almost cry.
Anyway that’s all. Here’s her mugshot and because I have a weakness for this kind of shit, the music video for “Criminal”. Carry on with your regularly scheduled lives.