So listen. I could talk for hours about how boy bands are coming back and how it makes me happier than a tiny little effeminate white dude that just got released from prison. I could wax poetic on how everything about them is magical: the matching leather jackets, the ground-breaking hair styles, the synchronized running-man dance moves, the devil-may-care attitudes, the seductive harmonizing, and the sexing underage girls (boys in the case of Lance Bass). I could argue that if you don’t know all the words to Hanson’s “Mmmbop” then you are a god-damned soul-less serial killer, and that Harry Styles is this generation’s JC Chasez (i.e handsome as hell but can’t dance for shit). But I don’t need to. Cause today is Monday. So I can let the music speak for itself.

Ladies and gentleman of the universe, I give you the Boibandz playlist.

 

1. Motownphilly – Boyz II Men

2. ABC – Jackson 5

3. I Want You Back – *NSYNC

4. Cool It Now – New Edition

5. What Makes You Beautiful – One Direction

6. I Want It That Way – Backstreet Boys

7. Come And Talk To Me – Jodeci

8. MMMBop – Hanson

9. All 4 Love – Color Me Badd

10. I Like The Way (The Kissing Game) – Hi-Five

11. Burnin’ Up – Jonas Brothers

12. In My Bed-So So Def Mix – Dru Hill

13. Step By Step – New Kids On The Block

14. Back For Good – Take That

15. No Diggity – Blackstreet

16. Glad You Came – The Wanted

17. Pop – *NSYNC

18. All Or Nothing – O-Town

19. As Long As You Love Me – Backstreet Boys

20. The Rose – Westlife

21. Only You-Bad Boy Remix – 112

22. I Swear – All 4 One

23. Bump Bump Bump – B2K

24. Every Little Thing I Do – Soul For Real

 

I know dudes. It’s profound and life changing as fuck. You’re totes welcome.