Anyone who knows me knows it’s been my life-long dream to hang out with a debaucherous squirrel. Which is why I am incredibly jealous of El-P, who apparently is best friends with a very cool, devil-may-care rodent, as evidenced by his new music video for “The Full Retard”. The video, directed by Timothy Saccenti, features El and a one-eyed squirrel (Mr. Killums, if you’re nasty) out on the town engaging in all sorts of super fun (and super illegal) behavior involving, but not limited to, the following items: guns, drugs, booze, drunk driving, nefarious women, more drugs, more booze, and general depravity.
Here is the video:
We secured an exclusive interview with Mr. Killums. Here’s what he had to say:
MR. KILLUMS APPARENTLY
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What’s your sign?
Capricorn with Jesus rising.
What happened to your eye?
Ask me again and I’ll show you…
What motivates you?
What motivates anyone? The desire to see one more sunrise, to spend one more day on this blessed earth, and to spend as much of that time balls deep in the nearest meaty hole while high as fuck.
How much of the squirrel in the video is you, and how much is an act?
I’m raw. And uncut.
When was the last time you did coke off a girl’s ass?
A gentleman never tells. But let’s just say your mom’s Pilates classes have definitely paid off.
You’re clearly chasing some demons. Do you feel overshadowed by El-P?
Look at the video and tell me who’s being overshadowed. I may have an arm up my ass… but any more comments like that and I’ll put my boot up yours.
Do you have daddy issues?
I have child support issues…
Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Harvard Business School
What is your relationship with the Kia Soul hamsters?
The one with the patch is my bottom bitch.
Where else can we see your work?
You can buy El-P’s new album Cancer4Cure HERE.