So in the long-standing tradition of the blind leading the blind, we have a new column on in which we guide the men of the internet even though we are mostly unqualified to do so. The columns will mostly be written by this winner, with guest appearances by other Cultist ladies. You can read the first one, entitled “Real Talk: Why Money Matters To Women” (even though I spend five or so paragraphs explaining why it DOESN’T) by clicking HERE or on the picture above. Also judging by the comments, my advice is already being ignored! Success!


(pssssst: Hey Stavros and Brett, if you’re the kind of guy who REFUSES to believe that money isn’t the most important thing to women, then the only women you’re going to attract are the kind that think money is the most important thing. SOWWY!)