(See Jane’s post HERE)
1. I can’t believe I have to work today when I could be at the Agent Provocateur sale!
2. Ugh, there’s literally nothing good to eat around my office. LITERALLY.
3. I’m SO tired/annoyed/bored/over it.
4. I wish Natalie Portman would just go away already.*
5. I wish someone would just give me $500 and a murdered out all black Birkin bag.
6. I wish I had frozen yogurt right now, that would fix everything.
7. I wish I had a Big Gulp right now, that would fix everything.
8. I wish I had a more balanced level of sanity right now, that would fix everything.
9. I wish paper shredders weren’t so expensive.
10. I have a (recurring) dream in which Donald Duck is chasing me over a bridge. I wonder what that MEANS.
*Ok fine I did say that.