Posts tagged "online alison"
[CONFESSAY] My First Ever Tinder Date Took Me To Skid Row

[CONFESSAY] My First Ever Tinder Date Took Me To Skid Row

Listen, I’m pretty much the definition of low-maintenance.  My last boyfriend considered romance to be dining in at McDonalds.  I’ve been taken on a date to the 99 Cents Store, and even had a boy make a quick stop at a Coin Star so he could convert pennies to dollars to pay for our pizza...
[TRUE STORY] The First Time I Took Honesty Too Far And Humiliated My Mom

[TRUE STORY] The First Time I Took Honesty Too Far And Humiliated My Mom

Lying was one of my finest skills as a child.  Once, during Black History Month, I proudly proclaimed to my first grade class that my Aunt Karen was married to a black man.  I am part of an interracial family! I shouted, all blonde hair and no teeth. This was news to my Uncle, however,...
[BANG BANG] The Hookup Generation: Or How One Flaccid Penis Led Me to Re-Examine My Entire Self-Esteem

[BANG BANG] The Hookup Generation: Or How One Flaccid Penis Led Me to Re-Examine My Entire Self-Esteem

I am part of the hookup generation.  We don’t date, we have flings.  We don’t talk on the phone, we text.  We have sex on the first date, and sometimes never talk again, only to awkwardly bump into one another at a party a few weeks later and pretend everything is fine (I thought we...
[TINDER TALES] How I Fell Hard For Tinder

[TINDER TALES] How I Fell Hard For Tinder

I have been on Tinder for 3 weeks. I have been turned down 0 times (because I am a babe, you dingus!) I have matched with 129 people. I am currently messaging with 71 of them. I have been texting with 3. I actually think I have a crush on 1. I should start by saying...