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[PEN PAL] Dear Dr. Ruth
Dear Dr. Ruth, I want what you have. I want to get paid for talking incessantly about sex. I thought I was on the right track. I thought I was making progress with all of the candid doggy style banter and 14-years of therapy and making people squirm and avert their eyes in discomfort as I...
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