Posts tagged "Old Ladies"
[PEN PAL] Dear Dr. Ruth

[PEN PAL] Dear Dr. Ruth

Dear Dr. Ruth, I want what you have. I want to get paid for talking incessantly about sex.  I thought I was on the right track. I thought I was making progress with all of the candid doggy style banter and 14-years of therapy and making people squirm and avert their eyes in discomfort as I...
We're Jealous Of An 80 Year Old Woman

We’re Jealous Of An 80 Year Old Woman

I wish I could blame the outlandish things that I wear on the fact that I am too nice a person not to, but mostly it’s just because I don’t do laundry, and I frequent the Deseret chain of thrift shops weekly. Rita is a real inspiration, not only for her fashion philanthropy, but for...