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[TRUE STORY] Help, I’m Hair Removal Challenged
You guys, I’m 26 (almost 27). Not to brag, but I’m naked. A lot. While most of my friends are perpetually running late for plans because of various laser, waxing, threading, sugaring, sand-papering, tweezing, sewing, knitting, and other painful sounding hair removal appointments, I’m still right here in the early 2000s, sprawled out on the...
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[LISTS] The Top 5 Things I Say About My Blonde Hair
Yasi was not exaggerating even mildly when she told you that most to all of her daily bang pangs are directed at me and only me (I think the misguided violet hair incident really made us stronger). But she and I have a system that works for the both of us, which is that in...
10 Reasons Guys Don’t Care That You’re Not Waxed
I’m not saying that you should or shouldn’t wax. In fact, it’s really none of my bees-wax what you do with your hair downthere (Ed Note: I prefer the kind made of sugar). But on the occasion that you’re caught in-between appointments or on the tail-end of a dry streak, or if you just happen...
Blinded By The Light
I just moved from a dark, cavernous, womb-like 8-plex into a light and airy loft space. It’s amazing how everything looks better in the light, except my thighs. Here are some other things that were, until recently, concealed by the dark (mostly pertaining to body hair). The fact that my upper leg hairs are...
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[LISTS] What Not To Put in Your Vagina
These days (thanks to my wonderful boyfriend) I don’t have as much trouble deciding what shouldn’t go in my vagina as I used to. But for those of you who are still unclear, here is Cosmopolitan’s guide. It’s pretty standard stuff, tattoo ink and glue are not recommended, and, in case you were thinking about...
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