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[LISTS] Things I Bought At The Grocery Store That Were Not Cat Litter When I Went To Buy Cat Litter But Forgot Cat Litter

by Yasi on Feb 19, 2013 • No Comments

This morning I drove to the grocery store with the express purpose of buying cat litter then became enchanted by the magical labyrinth that is the grocery store and bought several things that were not cat litter and forthwith left without cat litter. Here is a list of those things: 1. Salt and Vinegar Kettle...

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[DAILY CATFIRMATION] TGIF

by Yasi on Jul 27, 2012 • No Comments

I’m going here after work and ordering a giant beer and putting Too $hort on the jukebox and blowing my imaginary whistle because DGAF that’s why.

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[MEOW] Your Daily Catfirmation

by Yasi on Jun 21, 2012 • No Comments

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[CATS] Crazy Cat Lady Musings

by Yasi on Apr 4, 2012 • No Comments

The other day my (married, with two kids) cousin called me a crazy cat lady on Facebook. In all fairness, it was in response to a snarky/funny (funny-ish?) comment I made about some child-related status update she made (my bad). But it did get me thinking about the whole “crazy cat lady” stigma, and how...

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Violet: ‘Y.O.U’

by Yasi on Mar 27, 2012 • 3 Comments

Okay Pixie Geldof. I see what you are doing here. I was already pretty into your whole situation, what with the rad outfits and bleached out crop, plus you seem to have a really fantastic collection of cool boots. And now I see you’re in a band, and I’m sure there are people really hoping...

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[60 SECOND STAND UP] Kreayshawn

by Rachey on Mar 26, 2012 • No Comments

We love Kreayshawn. We love her kooky style, her stupidly perfect eyeliner, and her general state of DGAF. We even like that she has so many haters, because they don’t realize they make her matter even more. (Also, they can eat a dick). Plus, I think we have a lot in common actually (not really)....