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[BANG BANG] The Hookup Generation: Or How One Flaccid Penis Led Me to Re-Examine My Entire Self-Esteem

[BANG BANG] The Hookup Generation: Or How One Flaccid Penis Led Me to Re-Examine My Entire Self-Esteem

I am part of the hookup generation.  We don’t date, we have flings.  We don’t talk on the phone, we text.  We have sex on the first date, and sometimes never talk again, only to awkwardly bump into one another at a party a few weeks later and pretend everything is fine (I thought we...
[BANG BANG] Just The Tip: Does It Count?

[BANG BANG] Just The Tip: Does It Count?

 #MakeItCount is Nike’s motto for their new Fuel Band, which looks like a glorified Livestrong rubber bracelet and has a tiny computer in it that measures your everyday activity so you know how many “fuel points” you burned. Not calories, but FUEL POINTS (whatever that means). One of the complaints about the FuelBand is that...
[BANG BANG] Easy as 1,2,3 (Dates)

[BANG BANG] Easy as 1,2,3 (Dates)

We’ve all been there. Vowing not to put out on the first, second, or third date, and then “somehow” winding up (like actually contorted) in a compromising position involving your head dangling over the foot of the bed. If you are averting your eyes in shame, stop that right now. I am here to debunk...
[BANG BANG] The Best Worst Text Message I Have Ever Received

[BANG BANG] The Best Worst Text Message I Have Ever Received

      FRIEND ZONE. WINKY FACE. MIMOSAS. THE END.