Dory

Dory

WHITE CHOCOLATE DRIZZLE: In the end… I’m well worth the guilt! For your health: @DoryWCD
[WTF] Watch These Children Interview Insane Clown Posse

[WTF] Watch These Children Interview Insane Clown Posse

Okay, before you even continue reading, just stop and watch the interview first. Please. It is so glorious, and will absolutely make everything else below worth your time. Watched it? Great. If you were like me, after only watching it once all the way through, I just had way too many questions that I needed...
[7 QUESTIONS IN HEAVEN] W. Kamau Bell + Nato Green

[7 QUESTIONS IN HEAVEN] W. Kamau Bell + Nato Green

As a young Jewish girl growing up in the Everglades, Chris Rock’s “Bigger & Blacker” obviously played a very significant role in my life. I’m a huge fan of his stand-up and some of his better movies (let’s just pretend Down To Earth never happened). So when I heard he was producing a new FX...
[BABY STEPS] Learning To Twerk With Chippy Nonstop

[BABY STEPS] Learning To Twerk With Chippy Nonstop

There are very few constants in this world, and one of them is that Chippy Nonstop will bring the muthafuckin party. Seriously. She could be super tired, or even borderline handicapped because she was bit by a racist spider who hates fun, and have part of her leg cut out and and be on antibiotics;...
[SEVEN QUESTIONS IN HEAVEN] The Skins

[SEVEN QUESTIONS IN HEAVEN] The Skins

Hanging out with The Skins is like being back in high school, only this time the popular kids are acknowledging your existence AND they’re being super nice to you! For no reason at all! Just for the sake of being nice! What is that?! That’s just how cool each member of this five-person true-school rock...
[MONDAY MIX] The Ugly Crying Playlist

[MONDAY MIX] The Ugly Crying Playlist

Do you know what it feels like to be a human? No? Well, let me paint you a little Bob Ross right here: I come home from a horrific night at my second job where I cried in peoples’ food and fucked up everything. This is in addition to barely feeling adequate enough to hold...
[EATING OUR FEELINGS] Fixers x WCD x Delicious Pierogies

[EATING OUR FEELINGS] Fixers x WCD x Delicious Pierogies

A couple weeks ago, I met up with the boys of Oxford, UK band FIXERS and introduced them to the delicacy that is the pierogi.  Living in Greenpoint, I try to ignore the elderly Polish women who don’t understand the concept of personal space or paying for things with dollar bills instead of lose change,...
[TRUE STORY] The Time I Played A Hooker In An Action Bronson Music Video

[TRUE STORY] The Time I Played A Hooker In An Action Bronson Music Video

Recently, 6lb. 4oz. Baby Jesus (a.k.a. my friend Nick Heller) presented me with the opportunity to be a strung out hooker in a music video for none other than Action Bronson.  For those of you who are living under a rock, Action Bronson is the best thing to happen to hip-hop in a long, long...
[MONDAY MIX] The Baddest Bitch Playlist

[MONDAY MIX] The Baddest Bitch Playlist

I like to think there’s a little bad bitch in all of us. I say “bad bitch” in reference to Trina’s pivotal single, “Da Baddest Bitch,” that came out just as I was entering puberty. She was the QUEEN of Miami at the time (still is, pretty much), and being a native South Floridian, I...
Mama Mix - Jeri's Picks

Mama Mix – Jeri’s Picks

Parents aren’t cool. I’m no scientist, but I think humans were genetically engineered to become less and less cool in the eyes of their offspring as the years go on, gradually transitioning from ignorant ignoramuses to laughably uninformed as we enter into maturity.  Maybe it’s a little bit of an over-generalization, but maybe having uncool...
[PEN PAL] The Chongalicious Girls

[PEN PAL] The Chongalicious Girls

Dear Chongalicious Girls, I miss you. My gay boyfriend, Martin, misses you. In fact, I’m pretty sure all of South Florida misses you.  Why have you abandoned us? It’s been almost six years since you gifted the world with your presence.  Who knew a homemade video spoofing “Fergalicious” while simultaneously celebrating the idiosyncratic lifestyle of...
[MONDAY MIX] The Essential 'Lavender Walls' Playlist

[MONDAY MIX] The Essential ‘Lavender Walls’ Playlist

There is a certain protocol to boning people while living with people who you are not boning.  It’s really a respect thing — an alternative way to apply The Golden Rule to your coital relations.  You wouldn’t want to hear your roommate getting plowed like it’s harvest season, so you should take the necessary precautions...