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Every week leading up to Berserktown II, we will be posting a Seven Questions interview with a band playing the fest. This week: White Lung. Last week: Lust For Youth.

Here is a short list of things making me eyeball bleeding, forehead sweating, short of breath angry this week: the companies that keep thinking it’s cool to pay me partially in garbage I do not by any stretch of the imagination want, the guy at Jimmy John’s who forgot my avocado spread even though I paid for it and REALLY wanted it, and this article about the rape of former Runaway Jackie Fox by piece of human garbage Kim Fowley. There are more, but I try not to focus on the negative because chill vibes, bro. Instead, I put on some music that helps me work out my face twitching and rage issues. A reliable selection for this purpose is always White Lung, Canada’s gift to enraged, avocado denied people around the world. An hour of rage-singing along to front woman Mish Way’s snarling lyrics (“The dumb won’t make a sound/When you are dead/Ugly dies face down” is a nice sampling) and I’m back to feeling all namaste about life (I still hope Kim Fowley rots in hell though).

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Here’s an interview with Way, where my only regret is that you can’t hear her answers, which would undoubtedly be at a volume considerably higher than what most of us deem “inside voice.”

 

1. What is your life motto?

Buzz off.

2. Who is your muse?

Lady Bird Johnson.

3. What is your idea of abject misery?

A three-some with Steven Tyler and Brett Michaels.

4. What is your idea of total happiness?

A three-some with a bottle of tequila and some percocets.

5. What is the best quality in a woman?

Her penis.

6. What is the best quality in a man?

His uterus.

7. What bands are you most excited to see at Berserktown?

Ukiah Drag, Royal Trux, and Vexx.

8. Draw a self-portrait: 

self portrait

Catch White Lung at Berserktown II at the Observatory in Santa Ana on Sunday August 16th, alongside Royal Trux, Dead Moon, Milk Music, Sheer Mag, and more! Flyer below, buy tickets HERE. Full tour dates below as well.

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